Thursday, January 21, 2010

Story Time!!

One day you find yourself getting involved with a woman. Things are going great. No matter what she says that she doesn't love her ex Brian anymore. You continue to probe her about this on a relatively frequent basis. Her argument is not helped by the fact that she has a picture of her dancing with him at the Newburg Butter Festival from 2 years ago on her nightstand. Not one of the thousands she has taken of the two of you. One day you decide as a favor you will just put the old picture of her and Brian in her drawer that way neither of you will have to look at it anymore. This of course leads to a huge fight. At some point in the fight you say "But baby I was just doing this as a favor, I love you." Admittedly this was not the best point in your relationship to say this for the first time, true though it may be. She winds up dumping your sorry ass and for 6 months you cry at the very thought of her name. A few weeks after you break up you run into her at the mall with Brian. Realizing you have now pushed them back together and ruined your life you kill yourself like a man and headbutt a sidewalk until you die.
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  1. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    one word, subtility. Actually I'm not sure if that's even a word but we'll roll with it for now. Women for the most part will avoid outright hurting you espicially when they know it'd hurt you the most. My advice is to go along with it and capture their heart anyway, if caught in that position once again...make the best of it. Yea sure there'll be some women who'll never forget about that main man, but only if you don't take an active role to make the relationship you have now better than it was.

    Move on, there's easy prey elsewhere.

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  2. ABellafattoJanuary 23, 2010 at 10:15 AM

    Jimmy, this is a problem! lol. Where did you here this? you need to think happy thoughts remember???

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